THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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