Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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