come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Randomize
