Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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