Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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