Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
