So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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