I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
it was like eating out sand paper
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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