how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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