Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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