If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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