Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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