I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Dicks are not precious.
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