As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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