Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
