do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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