I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
My feet surprised me
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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