were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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