Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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