If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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