So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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