Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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