she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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