I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I could fuck to npr.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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