It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
True strength comes from lack of pants
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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