How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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