He is an equal opportunity slut.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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