Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
they're like a gay fantastic four
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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