What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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