yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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