so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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