So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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