I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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