summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
This house was built for laser tag.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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