2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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