it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
do herpes really smell.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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