The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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