i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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