i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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