I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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