Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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