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That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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