how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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