love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
