google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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