I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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