Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Randomize
