to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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