No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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