To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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