Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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