uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
It's official drugs can't kill me
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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