Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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