well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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