it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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