ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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