i think my mom watched the whole time
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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