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end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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